S'pore humour?

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++[bLackOdC]++ ladies n gentleman, kids of all ages. lemme me giv ya some so-so jokes 2 cheer ya up or erm.. juz tickle ur funny bones so not feel so down or bored or wateva la..ere goes:

Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated fromLaw school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious"Lee & Lee Law Firm" During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked atSanta Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, "Well, Iwould need to d! iscuss your application with my wife." And went off to discussSanta's application with h! is wife. Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't youknow that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only?Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!" So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh abouthis rejection. Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the samecompany and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, Ihave already told you that we only hire.......' when Santa Singh interruptedhim and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name. Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise andasked,"What is your new name then?" On this, Santa Singh replied,'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li) --------------------------------------------

Subject: Gas Station
A gas station was trying to increase its sales, sothe owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local guy pulled i! n, filled his tank, andthen asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a! number from 1to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The guy thenguessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same guy, along with a friend,pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietoragain gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietorsaid, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." Asthey were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think that game isrigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." His friend replied, "No it ain't, rigged --- mywife won twice last week!!" --------------------------------------------------

One day, there is an American, one Italian, aSingaporean and Bangladeshi travel ! around on a private helicopter. After about one hour travelling, the Amer! icantake out his cigarette (Dunhill) lighted it up and start smoking aftertwo sip, he throw the balance of the cigarette. The others three persons surprise and ask " Whydidn't you finish-up the cigarette before throwing ? " He reply arrogantly " there is a lot ofcigarette in my country". Half an hour later the Italian take a bottle ofbranded perfume and apply on him and the rest he throw out of the window. The other three persons was surprised andask "Why did you throw away the perfume ? ". . The Italian reply also "there is alot of perfumein my country" The Singaporean don't know what to do & suddenlypush that Bangladeshi out of the helicopter. The other two person was shouted crazyly "Why did you push him !!!!!!!?????? " . The Singaporean say slowly "There is a lot ofBangladeshi in my country ". Everybody keep quiet and stayed away from theSingaporean.

++[bLackOdC]++ okay, dats 4 all 4om me 2day.. till next time...oh btw, d jokes was 4om boon...

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